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RETIREMENT Retirees: Read and remember...If You Still Can If someone should ask a retiree one of these questions, you will have an answer. QUESTION: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday QUESTION: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: 3 hours after he falls asleep on the couch. QUESTION: How many retirees does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. QUESTION: What is the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. QUESTION: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount. QUESTION: Among retirees what is considered formal attire? Answer: Tied shoes. QUESTION: Why do retirees count pennies? Answer: They are the only ones who have time. QUESTION: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? Answer: NUTS! QUESTION: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult will want to store stuff there. QUESTION: What do retirees call a long lunch? Answer: Normal. QUESTION: What is the best way to describe retirement? Answer: The never ending coffee break. QUESTION: What is the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. QUESTION: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with? Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth. Share this one with all the retirees that you know. I'm sure they can relate to some of them! AND, if you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to..... |
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4/21/2006 11:48 am |
Whoever referred to your retirement years as the "golden years"......never lived this friggin long!!!!
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4/21/2006 12:38 pm |
These are funny, I work with Senior who would beg to differ about it being their golden years. love moony
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4/24/2006 3:22 pm |
Annie: Very cute. I like them. not old enough for all that are there, but see where some can pertain. Kepp writing and chin up.. Take Care and God Bless. luv, aRay
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So many truths in that list. I'd like to add one that pertains to me and I hope to others too. I'm not alone in this am I? QUESTION: What do retirees take out of the washer? Answer: Wrinkled clothes. Anyone fancy taking over my laundry? Alfie..
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