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sparkleflit 76F
5179 posts
6/12/2018 11:54 am
CANADA- US PEACE TALKS



SINGAPORE (The Borowitz Report)—One day before his summit with Donald J. Trump, the North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un, has offered to host peace talks between the United States and Canada.

Speaking to reporters at his hotel in Singapore, Kim said that the rising tensions between the North American neighbors were posing an “intolerable threat to world peace.”

In addition to offering to host U.S.-Canada talks in Pyongyang, Kim urged the immediate creation of a demilitarized zone along the border separating the two hostile nations.

“In exchange for Canadian Mounties agreeing to stand down on their side of the border, the United States, in turn, would dismantle its nuclear weapons,” Kim said.

Although stating that “North Korea stands ready and willing to be an honest broker” in peace talks between the two countries, he urged Trump to dial back the “inflammatory rhetoric” that he aimed at Canadians over the weekend.

“Violent language and threats have no place in international diplomacy,” Kim said.


sparkleflit 76F
10271 posts
6/12/2018 11:57 am

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MrsJoe 76F
17438 posts
6/12/2018 12:53 pm



Be a prism, spreading God's light and love, not a mirror reflecting the world's hatred.


Rocketship 80F
18603 posts
6/12/2018 1:07 pm

***Good one!!!


Katie_au_lait 78F
7026 posts
6/12/2018 10:59 pm

Good one Sparkle!


Rentier1

6/13/2018 7:11 am

We don't need peace talks since we are a peaceable nation.

The Mango Mussolini is bat sh** crazy, but we accept that and will live with it.

Not the first time the goode ole US of A has gone down the whacko trail, and we survived the others quite nicely, sometimes profited from it.


Archer62 83F
7121 posts
6/13/2018 8:48 am

FAKE NEWS?


sparkleflit 76F
10271 posts
6/13/2018 11:50 am

the Borowitz Report is political satire.......


Rentier1

6/13/2018 4:49 pm

    Quoting  :

Lemme see....

The McCarthy hearings, perhaps?

Or how about the late unpleasantness in SE Asia?


Rentier1

6/14/2018 8:45 am

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Oh, and let's not forget Saddam's WMD's.

Invading Iraq for 911 made as much sense as invading Spain for Pearl Harbor.