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PENCE GETS READY FOR GAY SPACE ALIENS WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Making a major announcement at the Pentagon on Thursday, Vice-President Mike Pence said that the proposed United States Space Force was necessary to defend the U.S. from gay aliens. “I stand before you today to say that this country is under attack from outer-space gays,” Pence told the military gathering. “Only Space Force can protect us from their unimaginable evil.” Pence detailed a nightmare scenario in which “gay aliens by the thousands” land in the U.S. in “seemingly cute spacecraft” and “subvert life in America as we know it.” “Let’s say, for example, that these gay aliens can assume human form,” he said. “What’s to stop them from infiltrating normal bakeries and baking cakes for gay weddings?” “I’ll tell you what’s to stop them,” he said, pausing for dramatic effect. “Space Force.” At the White House, CNN’s Jim Acosta asked the press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, how, exactly, Pence had developed his theory about the existence of gay aliens. “No one is more qualified to talk about life on other planets than Mike Pence,” Sanders snapped. |
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It's called "Satire"......BS is the crap you post from Townhall.
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No it's not a matter of opinion. Horowitz and the Onion deliberately write satire......They say it's satire, everyone knows it's satire......
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I haven't said anything inappropriate to YaYa....if she is such a snowflake she should stay out of the kitchen......and aren't you the little busy-body.....
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That may have been your interpretation of Sparkle's words. It is most definitely NOT what she actually said. Get your narrow little mind out of the gutter, idiot! What a hypocrite you are.
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you interpreted my words....ran them through your own filters.......that is not what I said. but your interpretation......says a lot about you.
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You actually think I care what you think of me?! 'You cheeky get!' is slightly less harsh than 'You cheeky git!'. ... For instance a "smarmy git" refers to a person of a slimy, ingratiating disposition; a "jammy git" would be a person with undeserved luck. The phrase "grumpy old git", denoting a cantankerous old man, is used with particular frequency. Go back to Goo*le and learn how to construct a proper sentence, idiot!
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Says our own little ray of sunshine........look at him spreading joy wherever he goes.
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Says our own little ray of sunshine........look at him spreading joy wherever he goes.
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think you misunderstand how a dictionary works......words have various meanings and connotations based on usage. The dictionary will list possibilities, but when you see a word used, it doesn't mean that the author intended all the possible meanings listed. ......One clue to what was intended, is context.......
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.All of his blogs are C+P......lately he has said that they are from "various sources". I think he does this to avoid disparagement for lifting from Far Right propaganda sources...recently he made a comment on someone else's blog that was lifted out of his own blog, which was lifted out of Townhall.........He also goes to the dictionary a lot and and lists the words sequentially without understanding their meaning, seeming to believe that the very unfamiliarity of a word will impress people of his intelligence.......
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