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Never Put Christmas lights on a Pet 1/1/2023
or you get this look
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Senior sex 3/29/2016
We all know sex should not stop when Social Security starts.
WE also know it improves our quality of live. It is a fact
men have erection problems. You can play with it kiss it
suck it but still not ready for penetration. Sexual play
and oral sex is a great thing but all women want to feel the
penis in them. Men It makes his day to be able to give her that
feeling. Over the counter are a wast of ...
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Random thoughts on first dates 2/11/2014
- Pick a neutral location that has other people nearby.
Places such as Starbucks are good since the seating design
usually allows for some privacy.
- Have a prepared excuse to leave if the meeting is obviously
taking a dive.
- Gentlemen. Avoid insisting on Dutch first time around.
In fact, refuse it if she offers. I know we are all supposed to be equal and all in this day ...
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Points 6/7/2013
Has anyone else noticed that when you do things for points
on the site they are not always added, i uploaded a photo
the other day and still haven't recieved the 100 points
for it. i e-mailed the help desk and they said they were experiacing
some problem, has anyone else had issues?
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Be careful! 4/24/2012
I have just one request to all of you people. If you meet someone
GOOD and if you get married VERY good but please make sure
that your partner is completely safe to have sex with. Maybe
not for your safety but for the progenies that will be cheering
your presence throughout their life. Wish you luck and
all the good things in the world. Hope to see your smiling
face sooner than I imagine.
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The Art of Self Love 5/24/2010
Many of us are unhappy with ourselves to some degree, however
for some the unhappiness may turn to self loathing which
affects every aspect of ones' life. Self loathing
limits our ability to better ourselves and our lives. It
allows us to settle for less than what we deserve and it results
in bad choices and bad relationships.
Some of us may not even be aware that we are in self ...
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do'es and don'ts 1/3/2010
Don't worry Don't hurry. Do your best and leave
the rest.
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Christmas 12/12/2009
I miss My babies being young. I miss the magic of Christmas
the fun The laughter. I still have the joy of knowing that
the reason for Christmas was for me and you so we could have
ever lasting life. Without the birth of christ there could
not have been the death and resurrection.
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Honesty... 6/20/2009
Honesty and Sincerity should apply in both girlfriend/boyfriend
relationship. Meeting in person you love are encourage,
face to face interaction you will discover the true essence
of the purpose. Love will grow or not.
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An Old Farmer's Advice: 6/9/2009
An Old Farmer's Advice:
* Your fences need to be -high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
*Keep skunks and bankers at a Distance. *Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. *A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. * ...
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The Older I get... 5/5/2009
The Older I get the wiser I get. Now, that may sound self-trumpeting,
but it is not when you understand my definition of wisdom.
Wisdom is knowing that you don't know everything and
being able to put it in perspective and being happy to live
with knowing you are not "all-knowing." When
I was younger I was so much smarter than I am now. As I have
age, the number of things I can identify as not ...
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Writing an article for points 5/5/2009
Remember, even if you are simply writing to earn points,
others are here to read what you write. Have the courtesy
to put some thought into it, as your writing is another man's/woman's
enternment... and possibly provides a reason to puase
and reflect or ponder. Say what you think, and you are more
likely to evoke something in your reader. Any response
is better than none even if you are ...
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Andy one more time 1/15/2009
Andy Rooney, a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enjoy.......
I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world
is at the feet of an elderly person.
I've learned.... That when you're in love, it
shows.
I've learned.... That just one person saying to me,
'You've made my day!' makes my day.
I've learned.... That having a fall asleep ...
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Forrest Gump Explains 11/18/2008
Forrest Gump Explains Mortgage Backed Securities:
Mortgage Backed Securities are like boxes of chocolates.
Criminals on Wall Street stole a few chocolates from the
boxes and replaced them with turds. Their criminal buddies
at Standard & Poor rated these boxes AAA Investment
Grade chocolates. These boxes were then sold all over the
world to investors. Eventually somebody ...
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Blings... what's the secret? 11/17/2008
Hi to all you wonderful people out there who have created
beautiful, funny, sassy, and on and on..........Blings.
It was all I could do to get a little b/w bling to work.
I can't get color (have clicked on every icon).
Any pointers for me?
Thanks for any responses ...
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ON HAVING OFFERED LOVE, YOU WILL RECEIVE LOVE 11/8/2008
This assertion is tied by the fact of receiving.
At spiritual level love is kept stable, transmitting the
same force all the time. We are situated in a state of continue
giving. Since other persons also transmit the same conscious love
from the plane of the soul, also we receive in a constant
way. Sometimes it turns out to be to us much easier to give
than to receive or vice versa. ...
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Erotic Stories ? 10/6/2008
What is the level of interest on Senior Friendfinder in
erotic writing? Is it frowned upon to post such writing
here? If not, what category?
I have a 40+ chapter erotic novel that I've shared on
Adultfriendfinder for quite a while and on Literotica
recently. It has received "rave reviews, "
but it's pretty intense and not for everyone.
Even though it explores very powerful ...
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Being a Gentleman does mean being a Pushover 8/12/2008
A gentleman means respecting others and their opinions.
It also means not being a bully. I do my best in both those
regards..
However, being a gentleman does not mean they will take
any chit or be bullied..
I recently ask a person here to please quit clogging up a
post I had made, his response was smart-ass and with "go
to hell" intentions . All the man had to say was OK,
I am ...
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1st graders 7/29/2008
A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her
class. She presented each in her classroom the 1st
half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with
the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe
these were actually done by first graders. Their insight
may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these
are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one
is a ...
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Meeting on the internet 7/9/2008
Meeting someone on the internet is different than meeting
someone in the real life. It does not mean that it is worse/better
or easier/more difficult. It is just different, don't
you think so? You can know someone very well through the mails (if he/she
is honest, of course). Still, once you see the person, I
am personally very surprised. It takes time to somehow
"link" in your mind the lines from ...
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Fraud Ads From West Africa 11/26/2007
I was a victim of fraud by someone in Nigeria posing as an
American with a ligitmate name and address of someone in
the US. This person tends to have no living relatives except
for one who lives with them. He is usually self employed.
In my instance, after a month of emailing he said he had to
go to West Africa and would visit me on the way back. He emailed
me from Nigeria saying he had been ...
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Animals Histories... 11/5/2007
The lion is a big cowardly and stupid. Most of the time, the
lion does not hunt himself. He's got things to do. He
sleeps. He leaves his female care to hunt in his place, or
it hide behind it so as not to take a blow by a gnou in its noble
royal balls.
Drawer bottom.
P.Desproges.
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Inspirational quote 10/21/2007
Learn from yesterday, Live for today, Dream for tomorrow.
Smiles From Josie New Zealand.
...
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your profile, its bad? 10/19/2007
I am amazed when I read the profiles, (women) as thats all
I read. It has become obvious to me, that you do not look at
what you write, as your target, will. Most of them limit
your responses, by at least 30% or more. You give out to much
information, and to little at the same time. I look at a
profile, and go on by because, (not really) your to heavy,
to thin, do not smoke, prefer not to say, ...
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Useful information for new registrants... 10/13/2007
Useful information for new registrants(like me...)!
Hello all(New Sff...)friends, and all. A little help if you have mail problems...
If you are, same as me, a "new registrant" and
you have problems for reading messages sent to you by anyone, who
is not a "Silver or Gold member" or who have not
"bought Standard Contact Feature", the reason
is here (only "money" indeed...!): ...
1 Comments, 34 Views,
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telephone customer service 9/30/2007
today i had a GOOD experience calling one of my credit card
companies.
the first person i spoke with had a very heavy accent ...
as i've gotten older, i have a problem understanding
accents on the telephone. i always have to say, "i
beg your pardon?" several times during the conversation
and end up frustrated.
this time, i said, "i'm sorry, but i have a difficult
time ...
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MY REASONS TO LOVE 9/25/2007
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that
word is love.
Where there is love there is life.We cannot really love
anybody with whom we never laugh.
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking
outward together in the same direction.
Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people
with whom fate brings you together, but do ...
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In this moment, what is most important? 9/17/2007
With the daily frustrations, busy lifestyles, desires
of success, and the expectation to be and do everything,
we sometimes forget what is most important at this moment.
Everyone has heard the sayings, "Live in the moment, "
"Live as if today could be your last." You don't
know when your last day will be. Or the last day of your spouse,
, friend, mother or father.
When your is ...
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Being a sigle mum 9/6/2007
[COLOR blue]Many people have
been loved and they are being loved. when i was a girl i would blum People who have with different
fathers but if God planned it for you never you will have
it .I was mistreated in my first marriage until when i went
back to my parents.i raised my little girl alone and i got
my life in some one's loving hands thinking i will be
the happy lady ...
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Fitness program 5/18/2007
They say we should exercise and stay fit as long as we can
!!
My sentiments exactly .. unfortunately.
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at
85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $5000 per month.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she
was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know
where the ...
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