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A Dress   12/15/2017

When her -year-old daughter began asking questions about the facts of life, the mother carefully explained how babies were made. For several days, the child went over this fainating new material with


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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A Dress   12/15/2017

When her -year-old daughter began asking questions about the facts of life, the mother carefully explained how babies were made. For several days, the child went over this fainating new material with


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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A Dress   12/15/2017

When her -year-old daughter began asking questions about the facts of life, the mother carefully explained how babies were made. For several days, the child went over this fainating new material with


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Oh Sally   12/12/2017

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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O - Sally   12/12/2017

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sall


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Player   12/11/2017

Fay Chester was a busy housewife with a demanding husband, six children and a large house. The only relief she got from her chores was the twice-a-week bridge game she shared with a dozen other women.


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2 Hours   12/9/2017

What I got my Wife for Her Birthday: There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can affor


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Just 2 hours   12/9/2017

Wife's Big Birthday: <br><br> There's a fellow talking to his buddy and says, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can


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Be Safe   12/5/2017

♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Op


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Go Figure   12/5/2017

♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Op


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Go Figure   12/4/2017

♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Op


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Go Figure   12/4/2017

♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Op


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Go Figure   12/4/2017

♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Op


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Think about it   12/1/2017

What deep thinkers men are... <br><br> I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep t


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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U tell me   12/1/2017

What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walke


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Think about it   11/30/2017

What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walk


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Think about it   11/30/2017

What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walke


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untitled   11/29/2017

wilted lillies show up in his blue garden both boys and girls came and went like moths among the whisperings and the champagne and the stars


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untitled   11/28/2017

wilted lillies show up in his blue garden both boys and girls came and went like moths among the whisperings and the champagne and the stars


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Be Careful / Don't Over do it   11/28/2017

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no to


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Do Not Over do it   11/28/2017

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no to


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Kids!!   11/27/2017

A priest was getting ready for a trip to Rome, and a man came to him with a request: "When you get to Rome, could you light a candle for me and my wife? We really want children and the doctor jus


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Kids!!   11/27/2017

A priest was getting ready for a trip to Rome, and a man came to him with a request: "When you get to Rome, could you light a candle for me and my wife? We really want children and the doctor jus


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Kids!   11/27/2017

A priest was getting ready for a trip to Rome, and a man came to him with a request: "When you get to Rome, could you light a candle for me and my wife? We really want children and the doctor jus


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Opps   11/26/2017

Let me tell you friends that one simple spelling mistake--even a typo--can make your life hell. I recently penned a short, romantic note to my wife while I was away on a fishing trip, and I missed one


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Sad to say   11/26/2017

Let me tell you friends that one simple spelling mistake--even a typo--can make your life hell. I recently penned a short, romantic note to my wife while I was away on a fishing trip, and I missed one


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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MisUnderstood   11/25/2017

<br><br> . .. On Friday nights, I drove my wife to the train station so she could visit her sick sister. A few minutes later, my sister arrived by train to help me with the house and kids


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Parents   11/24/2017

As my wife and I were leaving for a night out on the town, our babysitter told us, "Take as long as you want!" That was five years ago. I hope she enjoys parenting! .........................


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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What   11/21/2017

Two girlfriends are having a conversation about their boyfriends when the first one says: "My boyfriend said he fantasized about having two girls at once." The other replies, "Yeah, mos


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This   11/21/2017

Two girlfriends are having a conversation about their boyfriends when the first one says: "My boyfriend said he fantasized about having two girls at once." The other replies, "Yeah, mos


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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VBFs   11/21/2017

Two girlfriends are having a conversation about their boyfriends when the first one says: "My boyfriend said he fantasized about having two girls at once." The other replies, "Yeah, mos


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Something to consider   11/14/2017

Minerals: A science teacher asked her students "Children, if you could own one mineral, what would it be? One boy said, "I would choose gold. It’s worth lots of money and I could buy a Cor


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Wealth   11/14/2017

Minerals: A science teacher at an all boys school asked her students: "Children, if you could own only one mineral, what would it be?" One boy said, "I would choose gold. It’s worth


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Bigens   10/20/2017

A Church Story: A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist, Mae, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the


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Info   9/27/2017

Insurance Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith


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The Few   9/27/2017

The Marine Corp started a new program to bring new recruits quickly up to speed on all of their government benefits. Insurance Specialist Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to a


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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God Bless TX *&*   9/9/2017

The 'Cajun Navy' - No Metrosexuals and/or Snowflakes here!: Hundreds and hundreds of small boats pulled by countless pickups and SUVs from across the South are headed for Houston. Almost all o


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3   9/2/2017

An Arkansas Delivery In the backwoods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-


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3   9/2/2017

An Arkansas Delivery In the backwoods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Trips   9/1/2017

An Special Delivery In the backwoods of Arkansas, <br><br> Bobby Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery and since


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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4out Northen Folk   8/2/2017

Straight from Minnesota:: ////////////////////////////////// THE INVENTION: The toilet seat was invented by a Norwegian in Minnesota ... Twenty years later a North Dakotan improved it by putting a hol


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Any Lenas out there   8/2/2017

Straight from Minnesota:: ////////////////////////////////// THE INVENTION: The toilet seat was invented by a Norwegian in Minnesota ... Twenty years later a North Dakotan improved it by putting a hol


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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4 out Northen Folk   8/2/2017

Straight from Minnesota:: ////////////////////////////////// THE INVENTION: The toilet seat was invented by a Norwegian in Minnesota ... Twenty years later a North Dakotan improved it by putting a hol


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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3 or 4 Off the Wall   7/31/2017

I was walking down the road when I saw an Arab looking dude standing on a fifth floor balcony, shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?" ==============================


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Oldie with newer take   7/29/2017

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke, " and turns t


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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The Italian Honeymoon   7/9/2017

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his old friends. Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?" Lu


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Two shots   6/29/2017

Two glasses of Whiskey:

A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two shot glasses of good whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The girl behind the b


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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JUST THIS   6/26/2017

Plz don't tell me Ha - Do & Done

A case of hit & run is that what U want is that what UR into



Or



would U rather swing on a star be better off than


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Bear Removal   6/25/2017

The Bear Remover:

The Bear Remover: A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers.' He calls the num


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Bear Removal   6/25/2017

The Bear Remover: A man out in the hills of Northern Colorado wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's one ad for 'Bear Removers.' He c


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Cut It   6/24/2017

After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb, a fellow passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the country. "It was difficult at first, " the man replied, "but it's a lot bette


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Damn I'm getting old   6/21/2017

The Clothesline - A poem: A clothesline was a news forecast, To neighbors passing by, There were no secrets you could keep, When clothes were hung to dry. - - It also was a friendly link, For neighbor


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Damn I'm getting old   6/21/2017

The Clothesline: A clothesline was a news forecast, To neighbors passing by, There were no secrets you could keep, When clothes were hung to dry. - - It also was a friendly link, For neighbors always


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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An Up Date   6/17/2017

There are important questions that need to be answered about this recent LGBT bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they 'identify'


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Parrots - go figure   6/8/2017

A lady, the priest, and parrots! A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the pr


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Honorary Degrees   6/1/2017

......... A rich man walks into the Dean's Office at a small college. "I'd like to donate several million dollars to the institution." "Why, that's very generous of you." "But there is one condition:


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READ   1/5/2017

Look - Bulk Mail Sucks. Requests for extra verification &/or join my site is an insult. I've just turned 66, retired & a widower [18 mo.s now] - no pervert, but an experienced lover. I'd like to fi


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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READ   1/5/2017

Look - Bulk Mail Sucks. Requests for extra verification &/or join my site is an insult. I've just turned 66, retired & a widower [18 mo.s now] - no pervert, but an experienced lover. I'd like to fi


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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Long Italian Funeral   6/24/2016

ITALIAN FUNERAL A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by


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NewOrleansOlStud 71 M
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With us still   6/13/2016

By the grace of God, she's given the authority, to wield abstract swords of sunlight, and drive away the darkness of the night.



She has inspired us all at some point in


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MEMORIES OF ASG - in honor of her passing   8/31/2015

The good time we shared The great trips we made People we met along the way Days and nights of laughter and mirth .

Poems we conspired together to write The ones w


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