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TWENTY DOLLARS 8/17/2006 On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This sce 0 Comments, 120 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE GENIE 8/4/2006 A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Definately a woman's viewpoint 8/4/2006 Yes or no? Doesn't this say it all? A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mum, " he aske 0 Comments, 91 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cannibal Restaurant 8/4/2006 A Cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked over the menu... Broiled Missiona 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A new kind of Mass 8/3/2006 A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting ner 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Drunk joke 8/3/2006 A man walks into a bar and sees a $1000 bill taped to the mirror behind the bar. "What's the $1000 bill for?", he asks the bartender. "That's for anybody who can do 3 things, " he says. 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Santa 8/3/2006 A beautiful youngish girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is ab 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Johnny 8/3/2006 Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a"Passionate Embrace." Little Joh 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My last business trip 8/3/2006 I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab. I grabbed a card 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cruise disaster 8/3/2006 A man wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other's behavior. When his 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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FOR WOMEN ONLY 7/21/2006 Men's Pet Peeve. LADIES! LADIES! LADIES! You hardly ever answer our email. There's a quick reply button immediately above our message! It takes but a few seconds to hit it 0 Comments, 154 Views, 0 Votes |
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